Hrrmmm... Well, Lacey is coming over for Thanksgiving week, so we are going to do shtuff! I am gonna make her watch Rashawn, Alex, John, and Josh play tag in the park because they go BEAST when they're playing and they fall off things so that's hilarious. We are gonna go to the movies to watch New Moon and we're going to the skating rink, and I'm making Meagan and Karen come spend the night with me and shtuff and prolly go to one of their houses. She is going to meet my father's side of the family (FINALLY) because we've know each other for almost 4 years and she has only seen my mother's side of the family. WE ARE SOOOOO GOING TO DANIEL'S HOUSE!! Because I really have the urge to piss him off (yeah, I can use that as an excuse for now) so that's going to be nice if we get anything resolved when doing that. WE ARE GONNA TAKE LOTSA PICTURES WHETHER SHE LIKES IT OR NOT!! ... she hates pictures Plus I need a good cry and I can't do it in front of most of my friends cuz I don't like worrying people or drawing attention to myself. I AM ALSO GOING TO MAKE HER WATCH JUNJOU ROMANTICA!! I win!

Anyways, here is a joke!

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked....

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank
of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size..'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!)

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OMFG THIS DUDE IS EITHER GAY OR HE GOT A SEX CHANGE AND BLEACHED HIS SKIN WHITE xDDD (no offense but damn that's the only metaphor I could come up with xD) WATCH IT!!!!


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